Have you noticed lately that my hair is getting out of control as the days go by? I mean, I look like a crazy person who stuck their finger in a light socket or something. I know you and Daddy think it's cute but I get a little embarrassed with all the comments I get from strangers when you take me out. No matter how much you matte it down and comb it down, it doesn't work so perhaps, you could be like Miles' mom and put some avocado hair product in it. Maybe that will help. You should ask her where she bought that and try it on me. You know, it's only gonna get longer and I'm too young to get a haircut yet so please, please do something about it. Also, it looks like I'm going bald on the back of my head. Am I too little to use Rogaine?
P.S. Just look at me. Look at my crazy hair, Mom!!!